Funny “Holiday Obelisk” for sale at a local art gallery aeonsource 3 weeks ago 119 Comments Facebook Prev Article Next Article “Holiday Obelisk” for sale at a local art gallery View Reddit by spoonraker – View Source Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Facebook Prev Article Next Article About The Author aeonsource More from this Author 119 Comments Anonymous January 1, 1970 Reply michael123425 November 21, 2017 Does the seller know the “REAL” truth behind this shape? Reply petertmcqueeny November 21, 2017 WTH is wrong with people? I’m not particularly pious, but I draw the line at ramming the likeness of Jesus into your asshole. That’s…not cool Reply suzu85 November 21, 2017 r/Art wants to have a word Reply IgnatiusDrake November 21, 2017 For the ultimate hole-y experience! Reply the-real-apelord November 21, 2017 I mean maybe they predate the *modern* object Reply platypode November 21, 2017 “I take my Christmas cheer rectally.” Reply ILL_DO_THE_FINGERING November 21, 2017 Hand crafted by the great Pablo Plugasso. Reply CommaHorror November 21, 2017 What is this a god, damned atheist gallery? Reply butter_dolphin November 21, 2017 Feel the Holy Spirit inside of you Reply ferminriii November 21, 2017 *”Love and joy come to you…”* Reply SinnerOfAttention November 21, 2017 Tidings of cumfort and joy. Reply hiding_from_my_gf November 21, 2017 The blue one in the front row has glitter, for her pleasure Reply ThePCGameGuy November 21, 2017 Not sure if the Santa as a “Top” or Jesus as “daddy” is more eye catching 🙂 Reply FamedNemesis November 21, 2017 Nothing like putting Jesus in your poop shoot. Reply BastardOfTheNorth89 November 21, 2017 The saying is accept Jesus into your heart, not your bunghole. Reply RealSirRoyal November 21, 2017 For those seasonal thots Reply petitbleuchien November 21, 2017 So is no one going to talk about how the Jesus one on the right appears to be captioned “daddy”? Reply Raging_Taurus November 21, 2017 I wonder which one is called the Tormentor Reply p2p_editor November 21, 2017 The perfect gift for that special “Bride of Christ” on your shopping list! Reply bingo25443 November 21, 2017 The glitter on the middle one in the front looks like it would fucking hurt going in. Reply MyNameIsRusty November 21, 2017 Take your Christmas cheer and shove it up your ass, literally Reply Workacct1484 November 21, 2017 [Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzxkJETW7lg) Reply Mike_B_R November 21, 2017 This is what evangelicals use to sodomize themselves and others. Reply ZedSpellSpitter November 21, 2017 Well, Christmas is cumming I guess Reply PlayVinyl November 21, 2017 Wow how provocative. We get dildos and anal plugs and other toys are sexual freedom…except if its for herwrosexual men Reply Omegas14 November 21, 2017 Can’t tell, do they really Hate the season or do they really really LOVE the season. Reply leite_de_burra November 21, 2017 “I’m tired of my family of believers trying to shove their religion up my ass” Reply Beerasaurus November 21, 2017 I can feel the lord deep inside me!!! Reply Amazing_Archigram November 21, 2017 They’re trying to trick old ladies into buying sex toys, I guarantee it. Reply EJAY47 November 21, 2017 That’s what I call getting into the holiday spirit, or the holiday spirit getting into you. Reply Austin1642 November 21, 2017 Anything is an ornament if you’re brave enough. Reply TheAmazingEtc November 21, 2017 “art” Reply wyvernwy November 21, 2017 Lacking a banana. Reply Efreshwater5 November 21, 2017 I mean, we could all use a little more holiday spirit in us. Reply DartMagnet November 21, 2017 Shameless plug Reply nra4ever4321 November 21, 2017 The closest youll ever be to jebus Reply ChristOnABike122 November 22, 2017 Merry Christmas Assholes! Reply Flandersmcj November 22, 2017 Do you want people to stick Jesus up their butt? Because that’s how you get people to stick Jesus up their butt. Reply EricGoCDS November 22, 2017 To be honest, if Jesus is my “daddy” for one night and gives me $10 million (1 cent to him), I would be the happiest sugar boy before, during, and after. EDIT: on a second thought, $10 million is too greedy. 100 bucks works already. Reply 63dart November 22, 2017 With suction cup bases, so kids & pets don’t accidentally knock them over. Reply GlennRhee1 November 22, 2017 Now when people say they’ve felt the holy spirit, I will believe them. Reply tamnoswal November 22, 2017 “For tobacco use only.” Reply 0LowLight0 November 22, 2017 *Mary, Mary…why you pluggin’?* Reply helpimugly3680 November 22, 2017 christmas decorations are so ugly hhah and these is just the worst Reply Random-Miser November 22, 2017 “For external use only” printed on the bottom. And brimming with lead based paints. Reply vanillaeclare November 22, 2017 Jesus is coming. And so are you. Reply justanotherdork November 22, 2017 “You can take Jesus and Santa and shove ’em right up your ass!” Reply Lunaetyx November 22, 2017 Imagine seeing the middle red one at your grandmas house around christmas time ! JOY! I’d burst out in laughter I think Reply paixism November 22, 2017 Let Jesus enter you! Reply Redmindgame November 22, 2017 Artist obv. a Tool fan. Reply cottonroads November 22, 2017 Xxxmas decorations? Reply bluemitersaw November 22, 2017 Merry Fucking Christmas! Reply Hubert_Cumberdale__ November 22, 2017 The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to feel a tickle in your rear Reply EggMarbles November 22, 2017 But…are they functional? Reply riley_omara November 22, 2017 My friend just said “are those butt plugs?” Reply S7ormstalker November 22, 2017 Glittered Santa is going to do a lot of damage climbing down the chimney Reply oneofthethreehundred November 22, 2017 I wonder when he’ll be doing the Ramadan version. My bet is that he probably won’t because his freedom of artistic expression ends where his hypocrisy and fear begin. Reply wormboard November 22, 2017 so excited to stick our Lord and Savior up my ass Reply la-leah- November 22, 2017 The boy one… Damn. Reply n8js November 22, 2017 People think im lying when I say Jesus could be inside all of us if we just let him in. Reply dankmemethesecond November 22, 2017 I’m sorry I need to say it. They look like dildos with happy little drawing on them. Okay sorry back to your sale. Reply nuublarg November 22, 2017 So here’s the likely explanation. Some sex toy maker went out of business and had to liquidate their assets. Someone bought the butt plug tooling and either reappropriated it for something else (whether or not they know it’s for making butt plugs aside). Reply karp1001 November 22, 2017 You have to let Jesus enter you before you enter heaven. Reply xCyLx November 22, 2017 Hey, at least they say “Merry Christmas”. Reply S4ge_ November 22, 2017 please mark nsfw lol Reply ovomarkt November 22, 2017 Anal Reply NQYoda November 22, 2017 And now, just a few weeks before Christmas, this looming, dark plug shows up mysteriously in the night, casting scornful shadows across both our dreams and our primitive understanding of the world. It’s super-festive and I love it! Reply geefwhy November 22, 2017 Takes art to a hole”y” new level. Reply MudkipMonkey November 22, 2017 I feel comfortable putting jesus up my ass Reply Hurog November 22, 2017 That blue Santa one would hurt! Reply calamarichris November 22, 2017 Back in my day simple lies made the Baby Jesus cry. Reply iino27ii November 22, 2017 Well ones pretty catholic You can have Jesus plug that concentrated evil Reply jack0528 November 22, 2017 Relevant: https://youtu.be/YAlpF73dSiA Reply Germanzepp November 22, 2017 OMG looks like painted lava lamps! what a scam Reply mightyblend November 22, 2017 Hi Larry Reply MrPeel11 November 22, 2017 “Let the holy spirit know you inside and out” Reply Bigbadmomma November 22, 2017 I enjoy the boy, daddy, and top name labels Reply havereddit November 22, 2017 This is when Jesus becomes a real pain in the ass Reply mysleepnumberis420 November 22, 2017 They had the molds but no orders at the fabrication company so they just hired out their services for the holidays. Reply Zephyr93 November 22, 2017 Are they hollow? Because if they are, DON”T STICK THEM IN YOUR ASS Reply doorgunner43 November 22, 2017 Santa climbs in more than just chimneys. Reply BronnSnow November 22, 2017 Wait, they’re not lava lamps?! Reply bbybird November 22, 2017 When you just love Jesus so much. .. Reply dMarrs November 22, 2017 Feel the Christmas cheer. Reply leonryan November 22, 2017 that blue one appears to have a glitter tip, so i guess whoever’s producing them really is just that naive. Reply Vessago67665 November 22, 2017 I’ve been beaten over the head enough by the xmas plug to know it should be a lot bigger than how it’s represented here. Reply yetiduds November 22, 2017 Why not Muhammad? He too was a prophet like Jesus! Reply comawhite12 November 22, 2017 Well that’s an interesting way to tell someone to stick their holiday cheer up their ass. Reply moreawkwardthenyou November 22, 2017 So I am to understand that the intention here is to insert one of these puppies up you anus to help better enjoy the festive season….? I just drank more…. _Oh, The times are a changing_ 🎶 Reply chocolatecoffeecake November 22, 2017 Nice ass plug collection you have there. Reply calima1984 November 22, 2017 Let Jesus in Reply mrhappy2563 November 22, 2017 needs more ‘Muhammed’ Reply dastardly_burps November 22, 2017 One says “top”, another says “joy” Someone knew what they were doing but didn’t want to say it out loud 🙂 Reply BoomBoomLou November 22, 2017 What’s the bottom look like? Reply arnoproblems November 22, 2017 The dark blue one has sharp crystals on top. Reply jlwseven20 November 22, 2017 The perfect stocking “stuffer” Reply JustOnesAndZeros November 22, 2017 https://i.imgur.com/gxHvbze.jpg Reply HiMyNameIsWolf November 22, 2017 Now do Muhammed ones I double dog dare you. Reply StardustCruzader November 22, 2017 /r/mildlybuttplug Reply StripyWitch November 22, 2017 So that’s where Grace from Façade got it. Reply hallowedredwings November 22, 2017 How wide do you think an undialated vagina is? Reply BrindleMonster November 22, 2017 Finally, I can finally have Jesus physically Inside of me. Reply random314 November 22, 2017 You’re going to let Jesus inside you one way or another. Reply VersusJordan November 22, 2017 Anythings a dildo if you’re pious enough. Reply wetnapkinmath November 22, 2017 Never was keen on just saying “holiday” intead of the specific holiday that you’re referring to. Holiday to me implies any number of days that have festivals or celebrations attached. This is just someone with a Christmas themed kink. But I do like they called it an obelisk, considering obelesks represent an Egyptian god’s penis. Reply Grombo November 22, 2017 Recycling Reply Jesseinator1000 November 22, 2017 I, not seeing why this is NSFW Fuck nevermind Reply PM_ME_UR_SELF November 22, 2017 Finally, I can shove Jesus strait up the pooper! I’ve waited so long for this moment… Reply myself1200 November 22, 2017 Please send me Jesus Reply snugglyaggron November 22, 2017 This CANNOT have been an accident. Seriously. Reply spowers84 November 22, 2017 Nothing says Merry Christmas like Jesus making you cum. Reply robbybd November 22, 2017 if you shake them, the ring like jingle bells Reply bibkel November 22, 2017 There is one with Jesus on it. Belongs on I’m going to hell for this…. Reply bed-stain November 22, 2017 Trying to figure out which is creepier.. Daddy Jesus or Boy Angel… Reply m1k3hunt November 22, 2017 Dr. Jesus M.D. Proctologist. Doctor of “Internal” medicine. See his two raised fingers, that’s how you know he is ready to get to work. Reply maybeiamcursed November 22, 2017 Apparantly Santa’s a top… and Jesus is daddy. Reply religionkills November 22, 2017 Top Boy Joy Daddy! Reply Sekmet19 November 22, 2017 No judgement, just don’t understand it. Reply Add Comment Cancel reply Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.