The Truth About Hipsters on Coffee

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Waiter: Can I get you guys anything?
Hipsters: Can we just get the tap water,please!
Waiter: Anything else?
Hipsters: 2 cups…..
Waiter: It’s funny how none of you can afford coffee…
Waiter: But you all have mac Books Pro?
Hipsters: What the fu**k that’s guy problem?

 

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